Snappy snaps

We did a photo shoot... Can you tell?? It was a raucous affair with much help from some trendy buggers making us look 100% spiff.... Here's how it all panned out 

So there's this guy Tim Marner and he's got a chum named Jay Cain...

BFFs ....  

BFFs ....  

We met in a place, it was cold and wet... They saw our style... They liked what they saw... In fact, we liked that they liked what they saw... They came up with a cunning plan to make us look sexy... But we opted to keep our clothes on because of dignity... They promised they could still make us into something special... So we went to a Manor House up Bolton and did the thing...

 

This is how we look outside a big building

This is how we look outside a big building

They brought, in tow, a brotherhood of tricksters and pedlars, all with skills, the trinkets and gadgetry designed to make us look not so bang average...

 

  Yezzan Khalil from Gladstone Grooming spruced us out... He's actually half vampire... Doesn't show in photos... 

 

Yezzan Khalil from Gladstone Grooming spruced us out... He's actually half vampire... Doesn't show in photos... 

Natalie Mua had the hardest job.... The hardest job of all... She had to paint faces on us that weren't as bad as our actual ones... We requested to be tigers but it wasn't in her book so we had regular make up instead... 

Natalie Mua had the hardest job.... The hardest job of all... She had to paint faces on us that weren't as bad as our actual ones... We requested to be tigers but it wasn't in her book so we had regular make up instead... 

Rowan Hines, owner and purveyor of the finest gentlemen's charcuterie... All from his humble store Room14 Menswear.... He brought the garms AND the noise... Cheeky 

Rowan Hines, owner and purveyor of the finest gentlemen's charcuterie... All from his humble store Room14 Menswear.... He brought the garms AND the noise... Cheeky 

If it's slick shoes that make you instantly, by law, gentry... Look no further than Goodwin Smith... Tim Smith... from Goodwin Smith... onviously... is the man... th  man with the ... shoes... he's a stand up chap... We love him  

If it's slick shoes that make you instantly, by law, gentry... Look no further than Goodwin Smith... Tim Smith... from Goodwin Smith... onviously... is the man... th  man with the ... shoes... he's a stand up chap... We love him

 

The glue was undoubtedly Jennie Thompson... She's like the butter in our turkey sammich... The boiled egg on our tuna nićoise, the dill on our gravlax.... Anyway... What a team... So powerful we were that day... So powerful Captain America called Jennie up and he was all like "come on, the avengers are rubs.... Let us in your team..."  She told him to gel on... So he did 

 

We want to thank all the rapscallions that made us look so damn swish... You're miracle makers... Sexy little bumble bees... 

 

We salute you  (and kiss you when you're not looking)