GWR Polo on the Beach

Have you ever eaten polo mints? Or played water polo with a nice hat on? Well if you combine those two things together and wear stirrups but be in the sand on a horse you've got exactly what beach polo is.... Now, we heard about this and had to involve ourselves somehow... Nobody will let us ride horses because our blazers aren't blue or pink ... So we played music instead! 

A sturdy bonnet is the greatest tool a man can have when arse rubbing a horse 

A sturdy bonnet is the greatest tool a man can have when arse rubbing a horse 

Cars are transport, that's how we get to places that want to hear our music. We have been in a plane before though, but this time we drove. As we entered watergate bay, like a tiny little soldier chap, we saw all the water and we knew for sure it was a bay...  

 

"The sea is where water is made but also salt for when you make your food taste f**king different... F**K!!"  - Gordon Rammo 2007 - Excerpt taken from "The truth about what the sea is"

"The sea is where water is made but also salt for when you make your food taste f**king different... F**K!!"  - Gordon Rammo 2007 - Excerpt taken from "The truth about what the sea is"

We'd never seen anyone else on a horse back before so we weren't sure what to expect.  

 

"Are horses even big?" Said flynn

"they're about the size of two, maybe three cats"  said marko

 "well that's ok, can I have a biscuit please?" 

 

"you've had quite enough" 

 

We approached with caution ... Three cats is a lot of cats ... And we had heard their widges could have your eye out too. The horses... Not the cats. 

We hid behind a hill and used binoculars to make sure we were in the right place  

We hid behind a hill and used binoculars to make sure we were in the right place  

We were in the right place  

We were in the right place  

We got so excited by the widges we made a video to make sure we remembered it not like a memory but like a video. You can see that if you know what Facebook is... If you don't you're living in the olden times man get a grip of yourself this isn't back then anymore. Do you even know what 4G can be? 

 

So, finally, all the horses had finished running and all the bum mess was cleared up.

"those guys can really deficate a lot of poo out. " said Ed

 

"is that a tortology?" Said Marko

 

"bless you" said Flynn

 

We made songs together for all the people that were there to hear it...

 

Flynn always fist bumps himself on stage to show how much he respects himself as a guitarist  

Flynn always fist bumps himself on stage to show how much he respects himself as a guitarist  

This is how the people looked just before we made them so excited with our music  

This is how the people looked just before we made them so excited with our music  

So... What did we learn? Horses are much bigger than 3 bloody cats Marko... They have masterful widges and they can be floppy or all up inside them for aerodynamicity. Polo isn't just in water it can be next to it if you like, but you must always have a hat on to play either type. 

 

Barkeep... 3 red Aftershock and a satchel of corn ... 

 

GOOD DAY